Hi there. I'm Bill. I have 6 brothers and sisters and I work as a curse breaker. Feel free to owl me!
Bill Weasley at your service.
Crouch, there’s something you need to know.
Granger and I have sex.
With Nutella.
Smothered on her.
That’s just how it works.
“Students disgust me with their frivolity.”
Oh shut up and go complain to Bootstrap Bill, Rookwood.
I’m not bootstrap bill am i?
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